i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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