hotel room ftw
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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