ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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