I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
