im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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