That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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