that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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