your room smells of hookers.
And success
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
