i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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