i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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