Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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