no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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