What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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