Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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