? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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