Your face is a jimmy john
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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