we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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