fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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