Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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