K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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