what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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