Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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