I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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