rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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