i just identified you from a description of your pipe
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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