I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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