Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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