I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
