he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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