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(248): View more from Michigan

Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox

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(352): View more from Florida

the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.

(407): View more from Florida

given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was

(352): View more from Florida

i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots

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(316): View more from Kansas

You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.

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