I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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