What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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