i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
