it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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