I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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