I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I look better un-naked...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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