chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
