porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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