i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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