I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
