i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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