Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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