On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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