Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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