I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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