Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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