Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Even my vagina gasped.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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