She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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