guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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