I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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