No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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