does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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