On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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