i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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